The gales of November...

The Edmund Fitzgerald went down in Lake Superior with all 29 hands on November 10, 1975.

On this anniversary of that fateful voyage, raise a toast to the souls lost 34 years ago... Dewey From Detroit fills us in on the proper procedures:

What we drink around here is similar but we’ve christened it the “Gales of November”. You’ll need an ounce and a half of Gosling’s black run, approximately 5 ounces of Vernor’s ginger ale and ice, if you must. Stir once, pray for the lost souls, and try not to think of the icy depths of Lake Superior on that fateful night.

Gordon Lightfoot - The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - The most popular videos are a click away

Man, that song is haunting... I always get a shiver when I hear it.

© Jana Ogletree 2009

The wall comes tumblin' down....

Twenty years ago today, the Berlin wall came down.

Make no mistake... that wall didn't come down because the Soviet Communists suddenly had a change of heart.

That wall came down because Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher stood firm against the evil empire:




God, I miss Reagan.


© Jana Ogletree 2009

What's not clear?

Here are a few facts we've garnered about the murderous animal that killed 13 people last Thursday:

1. He tried to contact members of al Queda.

2. Colleagues were concerned about his habit of claiming he was "Muslim first and American second". (They questioned the sincerity of his oath as an officer of the US Army... The concerns appeared to have been brushed away by superiors, presumably because of political correctness.)

3. People who knew him said he was becoming more radical regarding his disapproval of the war in Iraq and Afghanistan.

4. He attended the same mosque (at the same time) as 9/11 hijackers.

5. Other members of the mosque describe him as a "typical fundamentalist Muslim" who believed in "a literal, rigid interpretation of Islam".

6. On the morning before he murdered 13 US citizens and injured 30 more, he gave his neighbor a Koran and told her he was "going to do good work for God".

7. He made postings on websites equating suicide bombers to soldiers who throw themselves on grenades to save their comrades. (He thought suicide bombers were serving a "noble cause".)

8. He was disciplined for proselytizing about his Muslim faith with patients and colleagues.

9. He once gave a lecture to other doctors in which he said non-believers should be beheaded and have boiling oil poured down their throats. (He also told colleagues at America's top military hospital that non-Muslims were infidels condemned to hell who should be set on fire.)

10. Soldiers who witnessed the shooting rampage at Fort Hood that left 13 people dead reported that the gunman shouted "Allahu Akbar!" — an Arabic phrase for "God is great!" — before opening fire.


So... why are "officials" still trying to figure out what the scumbag's motive was?

This man is a terrorist.

Let me repeat...I want to make this crystal clear: He. Is. A. Fucking. Terrorist.

And, there are more of them out there, waiting for the right moment to enact their evil plans against the infidels.

To pretend otherwise puts ALL of us in danger.

To illustrate my point of pretending this guy isn't a terrorist, here's an interesting study in contrasts starring Barack Obama, terrorist sympathizer and Douche Nozzle in Chief:



This is the assclown in charge, he worships the god of political correctness and Islamic sensitivity...

We are well and truly fucked, America.

© Jana Ogletree 2009

People are noticing...

I'm not the only one to notice that President Douche Nozzle was completely out of line with his stupid shout outs yesterday when he should have been acting, oh, you know... PRESIDENTIAL.

And, it would be acting. This immature brat has absolutely no idea what being President means. He has no interest in anything other than himself...

Robert George at NBC Chicago points out that Obama can't be counted upon to deliver even the least that would be expected of a US President (emphasis mine):

But instead of a somber chief executive offering reassuring words and expressions of sympathy and compassion, viewers saw a wildly disconnected and inappropriately light president making introductory remarks. At the event, a Tribal Nations Conference hosted by the Department of Interior's Bureau of Indian affairs, the president thanked various staffers and offered a "shout-out" to "Dr. Joe Medicine Crow -- that Congressional Medal of Honor winner." Three minutes in, the president spoke about the shooting, in measured and appropriate terms. Who is advising him?

Anyone at home aware of the major news story of the previous hours had to have been stunned. An incident like this requires a scrapping of the early light banter. The president should apologize for the tone of his remarks, explain what has happened, express sympathy for those slain and appeal for calm and patience until all the facts are in. That's the least that should occur.

Ed Morrisey at Hot Air points out that Bambi makes it about him... just as he always does (again, emphasis mine):

Indeed, he tells the audience above that he’s been inconvenienced out of delivering his lengthier remarks because the shooting has intruded itself on his daily business.
Well, being Commander in Chief is his daily business, not pandering to the Tribal Nations Conference — and he should have started out this little missive with his priorities in order.

Exit question: This was clearly an act of domestic terrorism... Muslim passes out Korans, screams "God is good" in Arabic as he shoots US soldiers, has a history of criticizing US foreign policy in regards to Middle Eastern affairs. Yet we are to believe that all of that is just some weird co-inky-dink... When do we get to call it what it so obviously is? At what point does the reality of the situation trump political correctness?

I only ask because I'm curious to know how much danger we *all* face because the fools "in charge" are so worried about offending someone.

© Jana Ogletree 2009

President Douchebag

A truly horrific event happened today in Texas at the Ft. Hood army base.

11 people were shot and killed; many more were wounded.

Take a look at this video of the Douche Nozzle in Chief, and notice that it takes him a full *two minutes* to get around to mentioning the murder of 11 US citizens -- 10 soldiers and a cop. As a matter of fact, at first he's smiling and blathering about some stupid conference and how well it was organized. Then, he gives a "shout out" to some guy in the audience. Then he blathers for a while about what he's going to do for the Native American population.

Then, he's finally forced to mention the shooting... he furrows his brow and strikes a somber tone. One can only assume it's feigned, considering that just seconds before he was shoutin' out to his homies.



He is a disgrace. He and his classless wife are an embarrassment to this country. They have no sense of the dignity or decorum that should be afforded to the positions they hold.

If there is a God in Heaven, they will not hold them beyond 2012.


© Jana Ogletree 2009

Thursday Thunks - November 5

Thursday! Thunks!






1. Mad Cow disease, Bird Flu, Swine Flu...what barnyard animal will cause the next big outbreak of disease?

Hmmm, rats already had their turn with the plague, so I guess the next batters up are the sheep.

2. Sesame Street turns 40 this month. If you were to be on Sesame Street, which character would you want to be in a scene with?

I'd like to do a cooking segment with Big Bird. I'll bet he'd be delicious in a casserole.

3. We are out shopping for a new laptop. Which one do you pick and why?

I'd probably pass. I don't like the tiny little keyboards on laptops, and I don't like that touch pad thingie. I like to use a good old fashioned mouse and full size keyboard.

4. Have you ever dried a flower in a book (pressing)? If so what was the flower and the name of the book?

I dried some pansies once for a craft project. I probably used a dictionary, because that was the heaviest book in the house.

5. Do you think it's important to study other planets? If so, why or why not?

I certainly think outer space is interesting, but not necessarily important. There's lots of other stuff to spend billions and billions of dollars on... Ha! See what I just did there? Random Carl Sagan reference... I kill me.

6. Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theater? What was the movie, how much was the ticket and why did you walk out?

I do remember walking out of a movie, but I can't remember which one. Why did I walk out? Well, duh... Because it sucked.

7. Does the city/town you live in have traffic enforcement cameras? Have you ever gotten a citation/ticket/fine from one? If so, did you pay or fight it?

Please. I live in Chicagoland. Big Brother is always watching. There are freaking cameras everywhere. And, Stu got a $100(!) ticket once because a camera caught him turning right on red... It wasn't really clear from the signs that you *couldn't* turn right, so the ticket was total bullsh**, but we paid it because fighting it would have been a huge hassle.

8. If your neighbor is having a baby would you buy a baby gift for them?

Depends on a) how well I know them and b) if I like them.

9. How many questions are too many questions?

Why do you ask? Do you think we're reaching the quota?

10. Do you have a handwritten journal you write in everyday?

No. A friend gave me one for my birthday this year, but haven't written in it. Besides, I'm living out loud on the Interwebs... who needs that old-timey handwriting junk?

11. Have you already made plans for 2010?

Lord, no. Getting through the rest of the week is challenging enough...

12. Thursday Thunks has a huge party for all those who play along each week. Where is the party, how long does it last and does Kimber fall off the roof dropping crayons? If so, what color of crayon does she fall on?

The party's on the patio, it lasts until it's over, and the roof is on fire. And, as for those crayons? Word on the street has it that Kimber has the blue crayon blues.

13. We may have "blogger celebrity" questions in the near future. Are you excited?

I have no idea what that means.

© Jana Ogletree 2009

The next Jackie O strikes again....

We all know that Barry plays basketball and golf... but did you know that Mean-Shelle is a first class wrestler?

At least, I assume she is, since she's sportin' some kind of championship belt.




Way to go, MO!! Get those girls interested in sports! It'll boost their confidence and teach them the importance of healthy competition!

Plus, if they work really, really hard and excel at their chosen activity... they'll have a hella stylin' accessory! Not only will it symbolize athletic excellence, they can it use to hitch up their boobs! Bonus!



Now, I don't know *why* anyone would use a giganto belt to hitch up their boobs, but I'm not a fashion icon like the First Sasquatch... so who am I to judge?





© Jana Ogletree

Happy Halloween!

Steven Crowder strikes again:



Keep a close eye on your candy, kids! And tell your parents to keep a close eye on their wallets!

This fearsome tale isn't one of fiction... The government is coming, and they won't stop until they have their sticky fingers into everyone's metaphorical pie.......

How's that for a horror story?

It's scary, because it's true.

And, if the thought of having your liberty and wealth stolen by people with evil intent isn't scary enough.... Try *this* horror on for size....

Brace Yourself!






Not for the faint of heart!






You've been warned!!






(Cue Psycho music)










Eeeeek! The giant eggplants are coming! Giant eggplants are coming for our pie! (And I don't mean a metaphorical pie, either... this broad wants some freaking PIE! And cookies! And $100 Wagyu steak!)

The giant eggplants are scowling and ill-tempered!! They going to make us all wear poorly-fitted clothing! And scary, scary purple studded belts!!!

They're coming to get us all!!!!

BOO!

(Sorry for the nightmares... That photo might have been a little much, even for Halloween...)


© Jana Ogletree 2009

Thursday Thunks - October 29

Thursday! Thunks!






1. So Halloween is this weekend, if you haven't heard. Are you gonna open your doors up or not?

I'll be working this year. But, in years past, I've put a bowl of candy out on the porch steps and trusted in the honor system. All those kids knocking on the door drives the dogs INSANE...

2. You better open 'em cuz I'm coming... what are you putting in my treat bag?

3. Since October is the bestest month for television (well for cable & dish subscribers it is) and there is a horror movie on at any given time of the day - are you sick of them yet?

I don't watch horror movies... that gruesome crap makes me nauseated. What kind of sick freak thinks that stuff up, anyway?

4. Which one of those movies can you watch over & over again?

None.

5. Tell us about a Halloween scare you've had....

Once, when I was a kid, I went trick-or-treating and when I got home, THERE WERE NO SNICKERS IN MY BAG!! It was horrible. That's why I buy good candy for Halloween. No child should suffer like I suffered.

6. Did you watch the old Casper cartoons when you were a youngin? Well, back then they weren't old I suppose, but I'm sure you still understand my question.

Sheesh, how old do you think I am? Wikipedia says that the first Casper cartoons were made in 1945. Believe me when I say that they *were* old when I was a kid. And, no. I didn't watch them. I do vaguely recall having a Casper book, though.

7. Have you ever found a four-leaf clover?

Nope.

8. Haunted Houses... you know, the kinds you pay to get in and they chase you with chainsaws and severed heads.... do you like 'em?

No. I don't get haunted houses. Why would I pay someone to provide me with an unpleasant experience? It just doesn't make sense.

9. Do you use cute cartoon type wrapping paper for Christmas presents or the not cutesy paper? Or are you one of those gift card and/or gift bag people?

Back when I celebrated holidays, I used whatever was left and on clearance from the year before. I don't "do" holidays anymore... I'm a bah, humbug kind of gal.

10. How long do boiled eggs need to stay in the boiling water before they become hard boiled eggs?

Is this a trick question? They shouldn't be in boiling water at all. You put the eggs into cold water and put them on the stove. Keep an eye on them! Just when the water starts to boil, remove them from the heat, cover the pan and leave them for 15 minutes. Move them into a bowl of cold water and let them cool for 10 minutes. They will be perfect every time. (And the yolks won't turn green. Yuck.)

11. Jason is coming in through your front door... Freddy is coming through your back door... zombies are at every window of the house and Norman Bates is calling to invite you to dinner... what do you do?

Hmmm... I think blasting away with a shotgun seems like a good move. Oh, and I'd let Norman's call go to voice mail.

12. Did you know that the scariest part of Halloween is giving all of your Reeses Peanut Butter Cups away?

Why would anyone do that?

13a. If you were to play a part of a haunted house (not the ghosts in the attic kind), what would you want to be?

See #8... I wouldn't want to be involved at all.

13b. Have you ever played a part in a haunted house?

No.

14. If Thursday Thunks had a Halloween party, what do you think Kimber & Berleen would come dressed as?

Sonny & Cher... I don't know why, that's just what popped into my head.

15. Do you cook a turkey for Thanksgiving?

I have made many delicious turkeys in my day... thanks to this fantabulous Alton Brown recipe.

16. Have you ever read a book that scared the pants off of you?

Intensity by Dean Koontz, and Salem's Lot by Stephen King. Intensity was scary in a realistic way, and I didn't sleep for weeks after reading Salem's Lot. Who can sleep while there's a damn vampire scratching at the window all night?

17. Whats the predicted high temperature for today?

Thursday should be 63 and partly cloudy, according to my weather widget.

18. Have you ever howled at the moon?

Not that I can remember... but keep in mind that I do drink a lot, so it's not outside the realm of possibility.

19.You are in an alley and a werewolf and a vampire are coming at you - one of them has to win. Which one do you want to bite you?

The werewolf... I like dogs, so I think I'd fit in better at the meetings.

Thursday Thunks - October 22

Thursday! Thunks!





1. If you were to start a meme (or a second or third), what would you call it and what day would you pick?

I would call it "Things I Should Just Stop Putting Off and Get Done". And the day would be "Tomorrow".

2. When a celebrity endorses a product, do you really believe they like it/use it?

Probably not. Maybe they do. But more likely, they don't. Who can tell these days?

3. Why don't zombies ever just eat each other?

Ugh... Of course they don't eat each other. Have you ever *seen* a zombie? They're disgusting.

4. If you were an elephant, would you rather roam free or be in a zoo?

Double Ugh... I. Hate. Zoos. All zoos. I think they are unbearably depressing. No matter what kind of animal I was, I'd rather take my chances in the wild than be cooped up in a zoo and have a bunch of slack-jawed morons staring at me all day.

5. The doorbell rings on October 31st, do you answer it?

Nope. I put a big bowl of candy on the porch and trust the honor system. Then I take the dogs into the basement and they watch TV with me, blissfully unaware that there are strangers on the porch. (Oh, and by the way, I don't ever answer the doorbell if I'm not expecting someone... not just on Halloween.)

6. If you see a piece of paper on the ground while out & about, do you pick it up? If so, do you look to see what it is?

Only if it is green and has a dead president's picture on it.

7. If Jon Gosselin and Octomom got married and then got their own reality show, do you think she would try to get pregnant again for better ratings?

I don't think there's anything those people wouldn't do for better ratings. They are sick, twisted individuals who care so little for their children that they are willing to put them on display like they are (dare I say it?) a damned ZOO EXHIBIT.

8. If Thursday Thunks was to be put on hold or quit completely, would you be sad?

Yes.

Still Waiting...

Hey, Fox? I'm still waiting for this guy's show...



Get on the ball, would ya?

Literal Video, Take Four...

Happy Sunday, everyone!

The funny:



The original (You can turn off the annoying annotations by clicking on the arrow in the lower right corner, then clicking on the annotation icon):

An Open Letter...

Barack "Affirmative Action" Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize. I must address the committee, and I will do so via an open letter...

Dear Nobel Committee:

You lost credibility when you awarded the Peace Prize to Yassar "Murderous Thug" Arafat, Jimmy "Worst. President. Ever." Carter, and Al "Big Fat Fraud" Gore.

But, really now. Come on. Obama?

You guys have officially jumped the shark.

Since you clearly no longer have any standards at all, I look forward to receiving my prize next year... I, too, have done absolutely nothing.

Sincerely,

Jana "Future Nobel Laureate" Ogletree

Update: I just got back from the Dollar Store... I picked up a Heismann, a Pulitzer, and an Oscar. They look great on the mantle!


© Jana Ogletree 2009

Art is subjective...

The Obamas have borrowed 45 pieces of art from various Washington museums to hang in the White House... Mostly modern and contemporary pieces. Not my cup of tea, but eye of the beholder and all of that.

But, this one begs notice.


If Bambi had painted it, he could have titled it "Self Portrait".

If you want to see more, there's a slideshow here.


© Jana Ogletree 2009

Fail.

Well. It's official.

The IOC is racist.



Ha haha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!!!! Hee hee hee heeeeeeee! Hoo ha ho ho ho!! Oh, stop it! I can't stand it! Ha ha ha aha ahahahahahahaha!!!!

The link on Drudge: Obama + Michelle x Oprah = Zero...

A disappointed USOC President Larry Probst left the venue and refused to comment, saying the Chicago delegation would respond later.

I guess the Chicago delegation needs to figure out a way to blame Boooosh!!!

But many believed that when President Barack Obama elected to go to Copenhagen to deliver the closing remarks of Chicago's final presentation, the move would seal the deal to send the games to Chicago.

But the president's pitch, along with the star power of First Lady Michelle Obama and TV queen Oprah Winfrey, couldn't sway enough votes.

Ha ha ha... OUCH! That's gotta sting. I'm sure Barry & Sasquatch are shocked to find out that the world's just not that into them.

CBS 2 Mike Flannery reports that the Chicago defeated leaves Obama politically wounded by taking on a fight that he really didn't have to take.

Hee hee hee... ha ha ha....

CBS 2 Olympics expert Mike Conklin said the defeat points to the United States' lack of standing within the International Olympic Committee, dating all the way back to the U.S. boycott of the Moscow Olympics.

Ummmm... Really? That's your story?

That's the lamest attempt to pass the buck, ever. The US has a "lack of standing" with the IOC? They won't give the games to Chicago because they hate us for something Jimmy "Worst. President. Ever." Carter (who will soon be sharing that title) did back in 19-freaking-80? If that's the case, what explains the fact that since 1980 the games have been held in Lake Placid, Los Angeles, Atlanta, AND Salt Lake City? They really know how to hold a grudge, huh?

It's raining today... or, as the news lady on WGN just put it, "The rain is falling like tears here in Chicago"...

Speak for yourself, sister.

I'm giggling like a schoolgirl.




© Jana Ogletree